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Of recognition and accolades

Following is an excerpt from His Excellency, President Donald Ramotar’s speech at the last Awards Ceremony of the Ministry of Culture, Youth and Sport and National Sports Commission (as reported by the Guyana Chronicle here):

I hope that when your better days are past that the cheers will not be silenced, as I am bothered by the fact that often when the glory fades and fame recedes many of our athletes are too easily forgotten and ignored. This is a sad indictment. No national champion deserves to be treated this way. I want to therefore particularly encourage our sporting associations to remember and utilise the talents of those who once made their country proud.

Many of them still can make an important contribution to the development of our young people. Many are still willing to serve in various capacities. Many are still revered in the eyes of the public and have knowledge and advice that can be passed on to the younger generation.

It would be terrible if all that accumulated knowledge, wisdom and experience go a-begging.

I urge that the NSC give consideration to at least erecting a wall or wall of fame for those who have won the prize of sportsmen and sportswomen of the year and to express our appreciation and love for their contributions and example. They are part of our history and we must not forget what they achieved.

I am pleased to have read of these comments by His Excellency. I have, since 2007, thought that there exists in Guyana a grave and serious injustice relating to the Guyana National Stadium and the cricketers who have brought much glory and recognition to Guyana through their representation of the Golden Arrowhead and the West Indies. In light of this grave and serious injustice and the comments of His Excellency, I look forward to His Excellency charting the way and setting the example by announcing shortly, perhaps on the nation’s next independence anniversary, to the nation of the following:

1. That the Guyana National Stadium will be renamed the Clive Lloyd Stadium

2. That the Green Stand of the Guyana National Stadium will be renamed the Rohan Kanhai Stand

3. That the Red Stand of the Guyana National Stadium will be renamed the Lance Gibbs Stand

4. That the Orange Stand of the Guyana National Stadium will be renamed the Shivnarine Chanderpaul Stand

5. That the Players Pavilion of the Guyana National Stadium will be named the Roy Fredericks Players Pavilion

6. That the scoreboard of the Guyana National Stadium will be named the Carl Hooper Scoreboard

7. That the main entrance of the Guyana National Stadium will be named the Alvin Kallicharan Gate

8. That the two bowling ends of the Guyana National Stadium will be named i) The Colin Croft End ii) The Nagamootoo & McGarrell End

9. That the practice nets of the Guyana National Stadium will be named the Harper & Butts Practice Nets

10. That the concourse around the Guyana National Stadium will be named the Solomon & Butcher Concourse

11. That the Media Centre at the Guyana National Stadium will be named the Reds Perreira Media Centre

12. That the Umpire’s Lounge at the Guyana National Stadium will be named the Clyde Duncan Match Officials Lounge

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A Code for Commentators

The following is the December 23rd 2009 entry to Cricinfo Page 2′s The Long Handle Blog by Andrew Hughes.

I love the ICC Code of Conduct. I read it all the time. There’s a lot of good stuff in there. Drama, pathos, tragedy, even a little romance. Oh and an awful lot of “Thou Shalt Nots”. Really, if Moses had had to bring this little lot down from the mountain, it would have taken a fortnight. I particularly like the rules on showing dissent at an umpire’s decision, which, as far as I remember, forbid a batsman from lingering overlong at the crease, raising either eyebrow quizzically (both eyebrows is a Level 2 Breach) or making sarcastic quips over the salad bowl at the post-match buffet.

Now, to be honest, I do enjoy watching the occasional dust-up on a cricket field. It brings out the Roman emperor in me, watching these gladiators tear into one another. Admittedly, I’m not sure that Nero would have been satisfied with a little bat-waving or the kind of handbag scuffles that we witnessed in Perth, but as Harbhajan is behaving himself these days, it’s the best we can do. But after a bit of an on-field set-to, there is nothing I like more than the serving up of a big steaming plate full of justice. And thanks to the ICC, there is a punishment to fit every crime.

Yes, when it comes to codes, I’ll pick the ICC version over Dan Brown’s any day. But, Haroon, I feel you can do more, much more. Television viewers may be considered the lowest of the low, even more unworthy than the plebs who pay good money to sit on uncomfortable seats amongst the drunks, but we pay our satellite subscriptions and we are entitled to at least a modicum of consideration. Hearing Shane Watson scream like a four-year-old who’s just beaten his older brother at Buckaroo is mildly troubling, but it pales into insignificance when set against the aural torture that the sofa-dweller must endure from the commentary booth.

Following recent events in Australia, impressionable youngsters may start waving their bats, scuffing the floor with their boots or pretending to hurl cricket balls at elderly ladies waiting at bus stops. I don’t have a problem with that. But what if they start to imitate their idols with microphones?

At the breakfast table yesterday, I had just delivered a smart blow to the shell of my boiled egg, whereupon my daughter declared, “When he hits them, they stay hit.” I demanded to know where she had heard that and she confessed to having stayed up late one night listening to some IPL commentary. I have informed her teachers that any other such lapses should be dealt with harshly.

So, if not for our sake, for that of our children, let’s bring in a Code of Conduct for Commentators. I’ve already made a start. Here is just a brief extract:

“Article 2.1: In describing the progress of a cricket ball from the moment it leaves the bat, no commentator shall be permitted to refer to a) tracer bullets, rockets or munitions of any description; b) imperial measurements such as a mile, a country mile or non-specific distances such as a long way, a very long way or over the hills and far away; c) specific seating areas of the stadium, particularly Rows X, Y & Z; d) interjections such as “wow”, “shot”, “gone”, “out of here” etc.

Article 2.2: In attempting to communicate technical information to the viewer, no commentator shall be allowed to employ complicated jargon likely to be difficult for the non-cricketer to grasp. Specific examples are given below:

2.2.i If you’re going to flash, flash hard. In addition to introducing an unwanted element of innuendo to a family sport, this phrase is likely to leave the viewer confused, since this use of the verb “to flash” does not appear in any dictionary.2.2.ii Tickled that one down to fine leg. Coaching manuals are silent on the question of the tickle, and as it is not an officially sanctioned shot, it could lead to confusion, since little actual tickling is involved.

2.2.iii Got im! Used to indicate that the bowler has successfully dismissed the batsman: silence at this point is usually to be preferred, since, barring a power cut, the viewer will be fully abreast of the situation.

2.2.iv This pitch isn’t doing much. Avoid, except at those venues situated within an earthquake zone, since in the ordinary course of events, viewers will not be expecting the pitch to do anything.

I haven’t worked out all the details yet, but there will be heavy fines for transgressors, including reduced dry-cleaning allowances, withdrawal of comfy chair privileges and community service spent covering Division Two of the County Championship. Harsh, but fair, I’m sure you’ll agree.

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Chris Gayle on Twitter

If you tweet and you have any interest in cricket you might want to follow one of the world’s most devastating batsmen and West Indies captain Christopher Henry Gayle on Twitter. He’s at http://twitter.com/henrygayle

Based on his first (and thus far last) tweet he is in bed right now. Resting for another onslaught on Sri Lanka perhaps.

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The IPL is over

IPL ScheduleAfter six weeks of non-stop, unrelenting action the IPL 2009 was brought to an end today with the Deccan Chargers outplaying the Bangalore Challengers which effectively means that the IPL2008 worst team has won just one year later. How can anyone not like this format? There is justice in it.Congratulations to Adam Gilchrist and his Deccan Chargers.

So until the Champions League in October (which Trinidad and Tobago, justifiably and deservingly, has been included) we’ll be eased of IPL. Yesterday, once the finalists had been determined, I took down the schedule I had put up in my living room and which, as you can see, I updated match by match.

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The uncomfortable future of cricket

With regard to the brouhaha resulting from recent comments made by West Indies captain Chris Gayle the International Cricket Council would do well to pay close attention to points made in this article written by Cricinfo’s Andrew McGlashan, comments made by Gayle himself at a pre-Test presser and West Indies Players Association president and CEO Dinanath Ramnarine.

I have spoken to several players in the Caribbean who play internationally and regionally (Gayle not included) and they have expressed in varying degrees that they are seeing less and less personal benefit in playing Test cricket and four day cricket. With the options available these days many are refusing to accept the fact that Test cricket is not as revered by the young players as it once was. For a long time Test cricket was the pinnacle because there was no other option. Then came ODIs and most players were able to combine both forms of the game if given the opportunities. Now with a third (and extremely profitable) version on the scene the workload for all three formats is simply beyond human and decisions will have to be made, are being made and have already been made.

Some of the West Indian players have told me that they believe that Test cricket will be, in years to come, the almost exclusive domain of players who are incapable of performing in the Twenty20 format while there will be many capable players who choose to play T20 only and a handful of others who are likely to play both formats. These same players are of the view that One Day International cricket will fall by the wayside which is a point so obvious to me yet so under-discussed by the pundits and analysts. T20′s real victim will not be Test cricket, it will be the 50 over game which is already seeing dwindling attendance globally and losing relevance in the main.

Earlier this year one senior West Indian player told me, quite frankly, “after playing Twenty20 matches playing a 50 over game is like playing a Test match, it goes on for so long and makes no sense and I don’t think people (players and spectators) enjoy it as much anymore.” That is a damning indictment on a format which currently determines cricket’s World Cup champions. The ICC should take heed.

This same player said that many other players (West Indians and some from other international teams) privately share this view. I am not surprised by it. I was convinced since 2007,during the inaugural ICC T20 World Championship in South Africa that 50 over cricket will die a natural death in the not too distant future.

Going back to 2005 after he made his highest Test score of 317 against South Africa in Antigua Gayle, in a press conference, hinted at retirement from Test cricket. I remember accusing him afterwards of joking about it and advising him that he should not make such serious jokes in press conferences. I remember him insisting that he was rather serious and, importantly, this was before the international explosion of T20 cricket. I was not entirely convinced by him then but looking back now he was obviously not joking at all. How then can we be annoyed with Gayle if having assessed world cricket he thinks that it would be best for him to retire from Test cricket sometime in the near future and concentrate exclusively on T20?

Is this not what Adam Gilchrist, Scott Styris, Stephen Fleming and others have done? No one can convince me that Gilchrist in particular would not have been playing for Australia to this day had there been no explosion of T20, specifically the lucrative Indian Premier League. And I have my reservations about whether Matthew Hayden would have retired from Test cricket as well had he not have a hefty deal with Chennai Super Kings in his back pocket.

Those who are literally living in the cricketing past need to study the honest and sensible comments of Sir Gary Sobers.

“I have not been in this position. If I was in that situation, I would try to combine both forms of the game of cricket. And if I could not do that, then I would feel that Test cricket would remain the top priority. It would not be an easy decision to make. But I was never in a position like Chris Gayle where I had to choose between something like the IPL and international cricket. I suppose he will make the decision he feels is best for him.”

Sir Gary refuses to condemn Gayle for his choice, effectively saying “to each his own”. Sir Gary reckons that if he was not able to combine both forms of the game (is there anyone who doubts that he would have been an equal T20 superstar?) he would have opted to play Test cricket instead of T20. Gayle, apparently, sees things differently. And we must respect a man for stating his position clearly rather than floundering. Gayle has always been his own man, who is not shy in stating his position publicly. When he was in disagreement with the team curfew on the last Windies tour to England he made no secret of his position. We must respect the man for laying his cards on the table.

If he does not want to be West Indies captain he would not be the first. Many have resigned before. Many cannot handle the demands of leadership of an international cricket team. Mahela Jayawardene recently relinquished the captaincy of Sri Lanka. Who knows if it was not the first step of a medium term plan to quit Test cricket altogether?

If Gayle does not wish to prolong his Test career beyond any year then he, like Gilchrist and others, would have made a decision he thinks best. We may express regret but we cannot condemn a man for doing what he sees best for his life. We must respect such decisions as we have done, in the main, with Gilchrist and others.

Money is not an insignificant part of cricket and life but it is not the only aspect of either. Pedro Collins, in 2008, politely told the WICB ‘no thank you’ after they picked him for a solitary Test match. He opted instead to play for Surrey on a better financial contract. Tino Best made his way to the Indian Cricket League after he found himself out of the West Indies team and in need of money to pay his bills.

Gayle, having won US$1M from the Stanford Super Series and being bought for US$800,000 by the Kolkata Knight Riders may not be in the same position as Collins and Best. However a Test series takes a player away from home for significant periods each year and with Gayle now having achieved a level of financial security he may very well wish to spend more time with his family. He does have a mother, father and brother who have, at various times, been severely ill and as any caring son and brother might want, Gayle may just prefer to spend time with moms and pops rather than dueling it out on a cricket field with his mind not focused on the job at hand.

An exclusive T20 career would allow him more than enough time to bond with his family. Neither his mother or father are young people, the implications are obvious. And further this is a man who, since he was a teenager, has been spending the vast majority of his life away from his family, living through oppressive airport security and lonely hotel rooms.

Those of us who spend our lives commuting between home and work and relishing the odd vacation can see glamour painted all over the lifestyle of international cricketers but those who have experienced it will tell you that the novelty of it all wears off not so long after you’ve hit your tenth boundary or so.

And there is a final element which will see more and more players, as Gayle warns and McGlashan reiterates, choosing T20s over Tests. It is to do with injuries. Injuries, for fear of opposition exploitation, player insecurities and a host of other reasons with which I am all too familiar are the most under-reported aspect of international cricket.

For every one obvious injury cricket teams provide details on there are about five or six others being covered up with treatments, tablets, injections and whatever else physios and doctors deem necessary. A team will consider itself lucky beyond belief if there are five fully fit players in the playing eleven. Every other player has some niggle or another which potentially develops into something worse down the road.

And it does not require any level of intellectual genius to understand that five days of cricket is much more likely to worsen injuries than three hours of cricket. Not to mention that 90 overs per day for five days will potentially expose players to many more injuries than forty overs every few days. The decisions are obvious. We need not go further that the current Dwayne Bravo situation for ample evidence. Injured players will be able to make it through a 20 over romp unscathed as opposed to the rigours of 450 exhausting, never-ending overs spread over five torturous days whether in the oppressive and stifling heat of Eden Gardens or the numbing frigidity of Chester le Street.

Spectators have already been voting on the issue and we have seen the results on our television screens. Players are quietly making their decisions and it will come to the fore more and more. The revolution which T20 cricket has brought is not limited to gate receipts but includes a liberalization of player options among a host of other factors. The future has arrived and many refuse to see what is before their very noses.

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IPL commies faltering

I have found with few exceptions the television commentary during the IPL has been quite ordinary.

Today Adam Gilchrist hit a boundary through midwicket by spinning the bat in his hand during his backlift and hitting the ball with the back of the bat and the commentators (Jeremy Coney and Pommie Mbangwa) completely missed it.

The same pair of commentators missed the obvious reason for AB deVilliers putting down a catch at slip. Gilchrist edged to slip and AB pulled out of the way not having seen the ball. The commentators were at a loss as to why he obviously did not sight it. AB was fielding directly opposite a white screen (which is next to the black sightscreen) and the white ball was obviously lost in that screen. And I spotted all this via television all the way in South America while these guys are being paid to be on sight to observe and explain to viewers.

However I regard Coney and Pommie as two of the better T20 commentators whereas so many others are struggling to cope with the shortest form of the game. They include but are not limited to Laxman Sivaramakrishnan,Greg Blewett, Ranjit Fernando, Rameez Raja, Neil McKenzie, Sunny Gavaskar, Kepler Wessels, Ravi Shastri and Alistair Campbell. Whereas Harsha Bogle, Robin Jackman, Mark Nicholas, Coney, Mbangwa, Danny Morrison and a few others have adapted well.

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An IPL question

I am concerned that in a country where blacks are a huge majority the Miss Bollywood IPL contest has found it impossible to unearth a single black woman as a candidate. All the candidates thus far are Indians (a minority) and whites (another minority). What is the IPL telling black people and black women in South Africa and everywhere else? That they are not beautiful? That they are not worthy if being in Bollywood? That they are not worthy of being in movies? That whites are acceptable in Bollywood and India but blacks are not? Surely Mr. Modi does not approve of this but of 39 candidates thus far not a single being a black woman tells me something. It’s not like the IPL is being hosted in Austria.

And not a squeak from the rabid Indian media about this as yet so it would appear as though they are in complete approval of this.

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KKR all about SRK

kkr-websiteThis is what you see when you log on to the Kolkata Knight Riders website. Is this a cricket website? Not a cricketer in sight. Or is this a website promoting SRK? No wonder KKR are not doing very well languishing in last position on the points table, cricket is not the focus. KKR is more a vehicle for King Khan to promote himself as he battles for Bollywood supremacy with the Big B. Problem is he is taking quite a long time to realise that the whole pr plan will unravel and backfire if his team is not at least performing creditably. “Korbo lorbo jeetbo re” sounds a bit silly the way things are not shaping up. Not unlike Liverpool, there is always next year lads.

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WI v ENG preview

Let’s preview folks:

1. Critical fast bowler 1 is returning from injury

2. Critical fast bowler 2 joins squad days before first Test

3. Captain joins squad two days before Test

4. Team loses final warm up match

5. Team does not do very well in other warm up games

6. Oppressive cold is foreign to West Indians in every sense

7. Critical all rounder is missing

8. Opposition is desperate to get things together in preparation for the Ashes

Do not expect miracles now.

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Maths by Sean Devers

kn-overs1Above is a photograph of an article on the back page of yesterday’s Kaieteur News. It was written by cricket reporter Sean Devers. Pay attention to the portion of the article highlighted below. Devers writes, “with 16.1 of the mandatory 15 overs remaining…”. Hello Mr. Devers, 16.1 is more than, not less than 15. What sort of jumbie mathematics is this?

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